Less is more

2003-04-04T17:28:00.000-08:00

When a golfplayer yells "FORE"...
is that considered foreplay...?

2003-02-07T16:41:00.000-08:00

If you inverse Saddam's name you get Maddas,
but on the other hand...
if you inverse George W. Bush's name...
you'll think you're dyslexic.

2002-11-21T16:20:00.000-08:00

"Honey, are the kids napping?"
"Yes dear, they've just been kidnapped..."

2002-11-12T16:49:00.000-08:00

Grapefruit...
what moron ever came up with the idea that this could be the fruit of grapes???

2002-11-06T00:05:00.000-08:00

What will you say when it's really raining very hard...
it's raining cows and dino's?

2002-10-25T17:05:00.000-07:00

If anybody can join, perhaps it's not worth joining...

2002-10-13T15:56:00.000-07:00

Man to his wife: "Woman, you're the best thing that ever happened to me. I only hope it won't happen again!"

2002-10-10T15:49:00.000-07:00

A better word for an expensive hobby is a snobby.

2002-09-27T16:40:00.000-07:00

The expression "it's a dog eat dog world" should be changed into
"It's a dog eat hot dog world".

2002-09-17T15:58:00.000-07:00

Sometimes a fool is all it takes,
to make a genius realise he's not a genius.

2002-09-03T01:23:00.000-07:00

The first thing you notice when you’re born is…
…a hand slapping you.
Maybe that’s the reason for some people’s tendency towards SM?

2002-08-29T17:46:00.000-07:00

The first thing ever shoved into my mouth was a nipple.
It was one of my better days...

2002-08-26T18:07:00.000-07:00

Do you like this T-shirt? please comment

© Spat

2002-08-26T17:24:00.000-07:00

On the highway a little bee was having troubles with his car. Whilst attempting to fix it, a question came to his mind...
"Tow-bee or not tow-bee"

2002-08-13T18:32:00.000-07:00

Was there ever a better time?
- in the stone-age... man invented stone
- in the dark ages... man invented light

2002-08-11T18:20:00.000-07:00

Once you’re 18, you’re not a minor anymore.
Meaning you’ve gone from a minority to a majority.
Scary isn’t it?

2002-08-09T12:17:00.000-07:00

I really should stop making fun of lepers.
Last one...

Never say "gimme 5" to a leper...
1. you don't know what you're going to get (and perhaps to keep)
2. you don't know if he still has 5...

2002-08-09T12:13:00.000-07:00

Life is like lepracy... you never know what you gonna lose next.
(inspired by -Forest Gump-)

2002-08-07T17:11:00.001-07:00

All time favourite Beatles-lyrics for lepers:
“I wanna hold your hand…”

2002-08-07T17:11:00.000-07:00

All time favourite Roxy Music-lyrics for lepers:
“Let's stick together…”

2002-08-06T17:04:00.000-07:00

How many men, do you think, would be able to tell their wife: "I'd like to screw you bitch!"
Most of us have to refrain to euphemisms like: "I'd like to make love to you darling...".
"...making love...", as if to say we are going to do something constructive.

2002-08-03T16:22:00.000-07:00

Superman: the most famous window cleaner in pyjamas.

2002-08-03T16:18:00.000-07:00

Ashes to ashes
Iron to rust

2002-08-02T16:25:00.000-07:00

The stand-in stuntman for Tom Cruise was generally referred to as Tom Bruise.

2002-07-30T18:07:00.000-07:00

The bro' was so cool, he had to wear a skivest and a bonnet.