To attract a bigger crowd in 'The Dull Blue Pigeon'-pub, the landlady opted on topless serving.
For lack of cash, she decided to do it herself, although she had already surpassed the age of 50.
The only costumers that evening, two regulars, didn't complain, although they wished she had come up with the idea some 25 years ago.

In South-Korea & Japan they're going for the balls again... (WCS 2002).

I can imagine the wheel was invented by a man after rolling down a hill.
But where did he get the idea for a hovercraft?

Integratie vind je tegenwoordig in alle lagen van de bevolking:

Dit jaar komen Zwarteklaas en Sinterpiet!

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As this is the paper-age we have our desks flooded with paper.
Luckily we have paperclips.
I wonder if the stone-age had it's stoneclips.

A couple that has 13 children nowadays must have made them in a sudden mood of familiarity.

Most bodypainters start as finger-painters.

The following line will always work...
The situation: a middle-aged woman steps into a shoeshop and asks for a model which is only available one size bigger than her own.
Reply: "Oh, don't worry miss, until the age of 21, your feet tend to grow".

Interesting thought: Why does succes start with [suck]?

The tinier the girl's underwear is, the more we men notice it... There must be something wrong with our eyes?!

If you don't shave, pubic hair is only one letter away from becoming public hair.

Laughing people live longer. Unless they read the killing joke of course.

If you see an ad for a house with the following line: "lots of light...", don't fall for it, it just means that the roof is full of holes.

Jan was echt geboren voor het ongeluk.
Laatst reed hij aan 150km/u door een rood licht met zijn 4 knipperlichten aan,
terwijl hij manueel mobiel aan het telefoneren was...
en ja hoor...hij werd weer eens geflitst.

This one's too difficult to translate (sorry about that). BTW it's in Dutch.

Shoot, my chute won't open!

Trying to play the guitar is like most things in life... you get a simple basic material (wood & 6 strings) and are given the possibility to create something beautifull with it... but will you, that is the question.

Son: "Not just now mum, I'm on the internet..."
Mother: *So that's the name of his new grilfriend*

Scanning your bum seems to be the newest hype. In order to accommodate their customers the biggest scannerproducers will put a 'maximum-load'-label on their machines.

"See you later," said the blind man. "Don't forget to call me," replied the deaf woman.

I started with nothing and I've got most of that left.

Young trees often are supported by a wooden pole. How would you like growing up next to a corpse?

How do most people read their favorite e-zine? They install their computer in the little boys/girls room.

The Weight Watchers are starting an SM-subdivision - it will hold its meetings in a restaurant.
The AA are considering something similar.

Today I thought up something real funny... but I forgot it. Isn't that a scream?

"I hope going to the gym works out for you."

A new era is starting... today I got a blogspot.