When a golfplayer yells "FORE"...
is that considered foreplay...?

If you inverse Saddam's name you get Maddas,
but on the other hand...
if you inverse George W. Bush's name...
you'll think you're dyslexic.

"Honey, are the kids napping?"
"Yes dear, they've just been kidnapped..."

Grapefruit...
what moron ever came up with the idea that this could be the fruit of grapes???

What will you say when it's really raining very hard...
it's raining cows and dino's?

If anybody can join, perhaps it's not worth joining...

Man to his wife: "Woman, you're the best thing that ever happened to me. I only hope it won't happen again!"