Friday, April 04, 2003

When a golfplayer yells "FORE"...
is that considered foreplay...?

Friday, February 07, 2003

If you inverse Saddam's name you get Maddas,
but on the other hand...
if you inverse George W. Bush's name...
you'll think you're dyslexic.

Thursday, November 21, 2002

"Honey, are the kids napping?"
"Yes dear, they've just been kidnapped..."

Tuesday, November 12, 2002

Grapefruit...
what moron ever came up with the idea that this could be the fruit of grapes???

Wednesday, November 06, 2002

What will you say when it's really raining very hard...
it's raining cows and dino's?

Friday, October 25, 2002

If anybody can join, perhaps it's not worth joining...

Sunday, October 13, 2002

Man to his wife: "Woman, you're the best thing that ever happened to me. I only hope it won't happen again!"